Disney Ladies + Fighting/Defense
(sorry if your favorites aren’t included or that I missed one)
I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"
and all I heard back was
“I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”
A vampire masturbating in front of a mirrorBet you didn’t see that coming
What’s more topical than Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch? Yes, it’s Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch Doing The Ice Bucket Challenge!
Unfortunately, otters find it rather difficult to donate to the MND Association in the UK or the ALS Association in the US, but I’ve heard they make particularly cute squeaky noises of gratitude when human beings make a donation instead…
Winter Soldier AU where Steve never rips the mask off the winter soldier so he never learns that it’s Bucky and he ends up killing him and after he’s dead Steve takes off the mask and realizes what he’s done
"And that was how I found out."
#’DID WE FORGET TO TELL YOU WE HIRED YOU FOR ANOTHER MOVIE
aries: star trek
taurus: star trek
gemini: STAR TREK
cancer: s ta r tr ek ???
leo: sTAR treK
libra: trek star
scorpio: S T A R T R E K
sagittarius: ssstttaaarrr tttrrreeekkk
capricorn: star tREK !!!!!
pisces: STAR TREK
It’s not that I don’t love our little talks, it’s just… I don’t love them.