420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”
In which Spiderman becomes the Internet.
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
The science witch trials
So, time for an actual fact:
Studies have shown that if the school week was shortened students’ health would improve by 90% and they’d do better on big test.
I really want help spreading this to school boards, school is on of the main reasons students are sad and stressed.
can someone source this cause no one will buy it if the only proof is a tumblr post.
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.
UM HELLO WHERE IS HERCULES
He’s not a god, he gave up his goddum for Megara (and it was really freaking adorable)
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?
BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM
OHANA MEANS FAMILY
FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND
Here are some picture of what some of the most popular dog breeds look like as puppies.
give me them all.
is it really that hard to put “margarine”
SCHRODINGERS BUTTER THOUGH…
this picture is a lot funnier if you imagine this seal’s mouth is the black line between its whiskers instead of the one under them