therefore i give you this
River is trying to finish the work she’s started at the university which explains the broken vase and skull. Archeology, riiight? The Doctor meanwhile wants to distract her by agressive cooking and acting like an adorable idiot, which apparently works.
It’s old as balls but what the hell… happy anniversary sweeties!
Should I get a band-aid for your villainy broken heart?
"steve rogers is so boring"
"captain america is only interesting when he’s a prick"
"captain america doesn’t even have any powers why is he on the avengers"
look at the wrapper
We already lived in two different millenniums
We already lived in two different ages
We already lived in 3 different decades
We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11
And we passed through: 12/12/12
We watched the “End of the World”
And all that before turning 18!
you made my life sound so exciting
And we spent most of it on the internet
star trek into darkness would have been vastly improved with khanye west
Yo, Benedict, I’m really happy for you, but Ricardo was the best Khan of all time.
Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?
Reasons not to go outside:
- Poison ivy
- Quick sand
- The plague
- Large bugs
- Men with pointy teeth
- I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.
THERES A GIRL IN MY CLASS THAT WORKS FOR DISNEY AND SHE SAID THAT THE SHOP OWNER IN FROZEN IS GAY HIS HUSBAND IS IN THE SAUNA WITH HIS KIDS APPARENTLY HES THE FIRST OPENLY GAY DISNEY CHARACTER AND NO ONE NOTICED