fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

♥ 432035 — 1 hour ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via dont-fucking-psychoanalyseme (source)

crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

♥ 137387 — 1 hour ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via it-cant-rain-allthetime (source)
awwww-cute:

Adorable 5 day old emus

awwww-cute:

Adorable 5 day old emus

♥ 1092 — 1 hour ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via joanniebanannie (source)

kitsunecoffee:

thekumazone:

Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

♥ 274155 — 1 hour ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via madithefreckled (source)

obviously-my-division:

Inspired by H.E.Shepard’s Winnie The Pooh illustrations (x) and A.A.Milne’s wisdom. (original here)

♥ 2338 — 1 hour ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via holmes-and-watson (source)

kingtrinbago:

The Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread

♥ 155929 — 1 hour ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via pendragonslayer (source)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

consultingdemon:

katnisstiel:

naturalbornidgit:

ipreferthemgay:

toujiii:

you watch spn

you are friend

#um #or dean #is no one going to mention dean?

if you hate dean, then you may be dean

image

♥ 94165 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via katsahobbit (source)
raptorific:

THE BEST

raptorific:

THE BEST

♥ 2736 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via katsahobbit (source)

gloumelmed:

Oh…. My….. Glob…!!

♥ 273 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via thehouseofthespirits (source)

casfucker:

wincastiel:

image

can we just take a moment to marvel at his hand signal for nipples because


♥ 154487 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via nefertsukia

2spookytomhiddles:

lollookatallthepeasants:

spookymaradyer:

creppyvevo:

spookywanweird:

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

my mom wants to talk to your mom just to make sure its okay

my mom said its ok as long as im back before supper

my mom volunteers to carpool

Mom wants to know if we will be eating lunch there, or if I should just eat at home

my mom will make us some snacks

♥ 246210 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via laurenlikesbananas (source)
dandraco:

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.
The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.
And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life. (Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)
At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.
And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."
And then there is this:

Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.
And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.
And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.
TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

dandraco:

hollyoakhill:

do you ever think about how little Michelangelo cared

All right, everyone, grab a chair and sit back because I’m going to share with you what I learned about Michelangelo and the Sistine Chapel in my Art History Class.

The man NEVER wanted to paint the damn thing. But the pope at the time “forced him to” According to my teacher. Michelangelo hated this man, I MEAN REALLY HATED HIM. So did a majority of people. The pope’s nickname translated literally means “Terrible pope”.

And the working conditions were awful. He had to work on his back with all that paint, which is filled with some toxic shit that gave Michelangelo a limp for the rest of his life.
(Also, our teacher made us get on our backs and try drawing with both hands JUST to prove how bad and uncomfortable it is.)

At the time, the ceiling was so high, you could barely see it. You need binoculars to get a good look at what’s up there, by the time people could see the paintings, there was a lot of weird symbolism that Michelangelo hid up there.

This one? The creation of the sun and moon? God is mooning you. And the pope and all others after him prayed under that without knowing.

This one? At the time, dissecting was sacrilegious and everyone found out how behind God was what looked like half a brain. blah blah, science, science, that pissed everyone off.

And also, ALLLLLLL the men and women in the Sistine Chapel are all on fucking steroids. My teacher described the women’s bodies as "Men bodies with boobs slapped on."

And then there is this:

Now this is the back wall. Michelangelo actually wanted to paint this one after he finished the ceiling. (and there was a different pope too, I believe.) However, originally, EVERYONE in that painting was naked. And they didn’t like it. Adam and Eve naked? That’s cool. But Jesus? Now you crossed the line. So the pope at the time hired someone else to censor it and give the important figures clothes. He worked on it for 6 or 9 months before he died.

And then the symbolism in this one is great. Somewhere in the right, there are homosexuals in heaven. (No matter what, the Vatican will say “Those straight men are happy” I’ll get to that in a second), Michelangelo painted himself near Jesus, and the terrible pope is in hell with a snake biting his balls.

And if you were to point ANY of this out to the Vatican, they will deny all of it and claim Michelangelo was a catholic hero. In fact, when they discovered the symbolism around the 60s or 70s, the guy who told the Vatican was kicked out of the Vatican for life.

TL;DR: Michelangelo hated the pope and made the best “fuck you” of all time.

♥ 68210 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via katsahobbit (source)
send me a fruit c:

zonation:

Strawberry - I’m in love with you.

Cherry - I love you.

Watermelon - I think you’re cute.

Blueberry - You’re amazing.

Kiwi- You’re pretty

Rasberry - You’re hot.

Plum - I would fuck you.

Paopu Fruit - I would date you.

Grapes - I could stay on your blog for hours.

Lemon - You are my tumblr crush.

Orange - I want to get to know you.

Tangerine - We have a lot in common.

Lemon - I wish you would notice me.

Lime - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.

♥ 43610 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via laurenlikesbananas (source)

nicktendosquad:

chiwandering:

For a great man has fallen. A warrior. A chieftain. A father. A friend.

Why the everlong fuck is Astrid smiling.

okay but can we all appreciate that this is probably the only animated movie with the most realistic, gut-wrenching crying? Like this scene right here, the expressions, the tiny changes in the facial muscles and details is by far unlike what real actors can muster. It’s just… we not only cried for stoick but we fucking bawled with these characters. we all mourned together, not caring about that this movie is fictional, only crying real tears for a character we grew to love. The feeling’s mutual with many other movies and shows and games… but the tears of these characters hit deeper. at least that’s my opinion

damn dreamworks you scary

♥ 4140 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via katsahobbit (source)

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

♥ 1026850 — 10 hours ago on 01 Oct 2014 — via katsahobbit (source)
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